This is a real thing that is happening in the universe that we live in. The Birthers’ intent with this, of course, is simply to give him an opportunity to prove his Christian American birthright to the presidency. (Shh — nobody tell them that Muslims also practice circumcision, and just to be safe, nobody tell them about Wikipedia.) How long until a bill is introduced in Congress? Fingers crossed — with any luck, by this time next year, the Republican party will be so discredited that Obama and the Democrats can blow through immigration reform without letting it get killed by ‘bipartisanship.’ I’m going to be honest and say that I just wanted a chance to use this title before someone beat me to it.