Aside from better Gabo obits in Spanish here’s some of what I’m reading this morning:

• Gabriel García Márquez, 192something-2014. 

• At least 12 Sherpa are dead following a massive avalanche on Mount Everest; the rich foreigners who make the Sherpa carry all their stuff are all accounted for. 

• The sunken South Korean ferry capsizes; 271 remain missing, vice principal survivor found hanged, and arrest warrent is issued for captain. 

• Guns don’t kill people; 6-year-olds do. 

• Wal-Mart will soon offer money transfers. 

• Facebook’s "Nearby Friends" allows you the option to stalk people IRL, too. 

• Missed the "Scandal" finale? There. Are. A. Lot. Of. Recaps. 

• Turns out people been fixing wrestling matches for about 2,000 years. 

• The negative consequences of childhood bullying, including poor mental health and unemployment, can last a lifetime. 

• NASA crashes its moon-orbiting explorer into the moon’s darkside, claiming no debris is left behind.